December 2011
DAVID TENNANT IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW
akatemcg:
the-vashta-nerada:
HE’S PROBABLY AT HIS BACHELOR’S PARTY RIGHT NOW
DRINKING
WITH HIS BUDDIES
AND STRIPPERS
AND HE’S GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW
AND IT’S NOT TO ME
#wahhh #I BET BILLIE IS ONE OF HIS STRIPPERS
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
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Tom Felton.
justdesiree:
That is all.
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
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What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will....make something up.
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When parents force you to go somewhere with them
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Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward…
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
A confident girl doesn't show off her naked body....
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
the-vashta-nerada:
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
Open this tab.
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Rick Perry. You need to stop.
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allthegirlsarebummers:kurtsieklyssa:jet-black-so-cool:justusninjas:
Because I’ve had time to think about it, I’ve compiled a list of people that are more suited to run America than you.
Justin Bieber.
A cat.
A baby.
A cardboard cut out of The Green Lantern.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
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