this is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber
give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove
give me elizabeth and her six-year-old
soncabin boy killing and taking names as they outrun the royal navy
give me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him
give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain
give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together
give me young billy (i’m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol
Today I found this website where you can type in a TV Show and the website tells you how long it would take you to watch the show without breaks.
So first I tried Game of Thrones:
Then I typed in Doctor Who (started at the 9th Doctor):
That’s a lot of time!
Well and then I tried Sherlock…
all star trek, next generation and voyager episodes:
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
Faith of the Heart by Rusell Watson
He’s like, “We were prepared for everything except the goddamn poodles.”
this song makes me happy
I’m the kind of friend who corrects everything wrong you say about Harry Potter.